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Tim Allen Reviews

Comedy & Stand-up

Average customer review: 2.0 star rating (2.0 Stars)

Number of reviews: 68

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3.0 star rating Martha from Spokane, Washington

MISSED THE MARK

Went to the show expecting nothing but comedy. Did not need to hear about his depressing upbringing. That was just a downer. Couldn't tell if he was kidding about hating kids or not. A lot of his material fell flat. Left the show wishing we had not gone!!

3.0 star rating Timothy from Chicago, IL

YOU KNOW YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF MATERIAL WHEN YOU HAVE TO TALK AND FARTS

I mean, it’s Tim Allen. Home Improvement, Last Man Standing, & The Santa Clause. I thought it was a fun show, but it was underwhelming. It wasn’t the profanity that got to me. It was the fact that he spent the last half of the show talking about farts. It’s not my favorite subject matter. And you know you’re running out of material when you have to back it all up with fart jokes.

2.0 star rating Tammy from Las Vegas, Nevada

DISAPPOINTED

I was so excited to see Tim Allen. Paid $200 for 2 tickets. The opening act is the reason I gave 2 stars. He was excellent. Tim’s humor was juvenile and actually boring. I expected so much more. Opening act should have his own show. I could have listened to him for a hour and still would have wanted more. Wish I could say that about Tim.

2.0 star rating TC from Houston, Texas

FELT CHEATED...

I've always liked Tim Allen, but his standup on 9/22 in Sugar Land was just... bad. The show started nearly 30 minutes late. His opening act went for about 15 minutes, and he was pretty funny. Tim came out after a 10 minute video of montage of Home Improvement, Last Man Standing, Santa Clause and other works, and proceeded into an angry string of rants and stories drenched with "god damns" and "fucks." I've got no problem with profanity if it adds to the humor, but Tim's profanity did more harm than good. His stories were unoriginal, timing was bad, he was talking really fast and slurring his words. At one point, he yawned. He said good night about 45 minutes into it, and we thought he was kidding. I guess he told his bus driver to leave the motor running. He couldn't wait to get his rich ass out of there. Oh well... I guess I was silly to think he was anything like the roles he's famous for, or to expect him to know that's what his fans like about him.

2.0 star rating Cindy from Detroit, Michigan

TIM ALLEN

Disappointed...won’t be spending my money to see him again. Vulgarity filled show...way too much cussing. I guess today’s comedians think they have to go this route to entertain and so many people willing to pay for it. I’ll be searching YouTube to review a comedy act before buying a ticket.

2.0 star rating Lisa J. from St. Louis, Missouri

DISAPPOINTING

Old material. Jokes appeared to be pulled from subconscious memory and haphazardly told. Awkward moments with silent audience. No attempt to connect with the city.

2.0 star rating Linda from Denver, Colorado

TIM ALLEN SHOW FULL OF RUN-OF-THE-MILL BASE HUMOR.

Tim Allen show full of run-of-the-mill base humor., 2018-01-14 Reviewer: Linda from Denver, Colorado We were so disappointed with Tim Allen at the Bellco Theatre last night. His routine offered little wit, minimal creativity or insight and, sadly, very little humor. He filled the time with large doses of four letter words, descriptions of men's genitals, how God created a fart, how much he hated his Aunt and Grandmothers who raised him, how much he detested kids, and lots of other non-memorable unfunny stories that I've already fortunately forgotten. We expected so much more from him. Come on Tim, you are so much smarter than this. You severely under-rated your audience. And Just a word to the managers of the Bellco Theatre.. please provide some descriptive signage and teach your staff how to direct people to their seats!

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